Bowser being a dad
Bowser is the best dad
bowser and mario actually settled their differences a long time ago and all the games with bowser’s kids are a game he sets up with the plumbers and the princess to keep all 7 or 8 of them active and engaged for an entire weekend because even the king of the koopas needs a hand sometimes wrangling all of them.
That’s why there’s never any blood, it’s all just playing tag and when you’re tagged you dramatically fall down.
peach spends her time “kidnapped” looking after the little ones and making sure they’re eating properly and doing a good job guarding their castles. once one is “defeated,” peach takes off to check in on the next one and bowser picks up his kid to come hang out back at the main castle and watch the rest of the adventure and eat some of the cake peach makes for the kids.
Seeing your friend’s art on your dash like
*turns on video game and lets the intro loop 20 times while doing something else entirely*
At least it was the oven’s fault. I once put a sandwich inside a toaster oven. With it’s foil around it, even though it was one of those paper+foil combo wrappers. I literally set it on fire. It was a teeny tiny fire, but still.
Being entirely honest, if I ever manage to set anything on fire, no matter how tiny, I’m just gonna give up on cooking forever hahaha
My oven made a terrifying noise and flash combo, then stopped working, and now I’m too scared to use anything else in my kitchen.
I’m meant to be an adult.
do u ever look at ur friend’s drawings or stories and be like
Fun april fools prank: Tear off your skin, grow over fifty metres tall and kick a large hole in the wall. Become a grim reminder to humanity
can’t there be a boob transferring system, like oh you want more boob, i want less boob, here is boob, now we have a twin-like connection and can sense when the other is in trouble
Didn’t upload this here because I thought I’d finish it first, but probably not
Mille, the Norwegian Forest Cat | Jane Bjerkli