mikulios:

*turns on video game and lets the intro loop 20 times while doing something else entirely*

At least it was the oven’s fault. I once put a sandwich inside a toaster oven. With it’s foil around it, even though it was one of those paper+foil combo wrappers. I literally set it on fire. It was a teeny tiny fire, but still.

Being entirely honest, if I ever manage to set anything on fire, no matter how tiny, I’m just gonna give up on cooking forever hahaha

My oven made a terrifying noise and flash combo, then stopped working, and now I’m too scared to use anything else in my kitchen.

I’m meant to be an adult.

REBLOG IF I CAN WRITE TO YOU AND SIMPLY START A FRIENDSHIP

detest:

do u ever look at ur friend’s drawings or stories and be like

image

jeans-titan-ass:

Fun april fools prank: Tear off your skin, grow over fifty metres tall and kick a large hole in the wall. Become a grim reminder to humanity

#aot

veeisagenderneutralname:

can’t there be a boob transferring system, like oh you want more boob, i want less boob, here is boob, now we have a twin-like connection and can sense when the other is in trouble

Didn’t upload this here because I thought I’d finish it first, but probably not

Didn’t upload this here because I thought I’d finish it first, but probably not

Mille, the Norwegian Forest Cat | Jane Bjerkli

thegeekagenda:

me at parties

sxcvince:

la-gune:

awww

Beautiful

sxcvince:

la-gune:

awww

Beautiful

secretbagel:

Heavy Room

secretbagel:

Heavy Room

littlegreenghoulsbudddy:

avoidreality

littlegreenghoulsbudddy:

avoidreality

"Mom, I can’t save during a battle!"
— Ancient proverb (via underworldpeace)
emma8604:

Me.

emma8604:

Me.